WINTER BREAK!
I missed this bed so much, and a working computer-machine-thing.
that moment when your urge to yell at them becomes an urge to pick them up and squeeze them and kiss them.
My stomach has never been this flat in my life. Now I’m going to go eat steak and mashed potatoes and chocolate cake and I’m really excited to actually have my appetite back because I haven’t eaten much this week.
have you ever stopped sex in the middle because the guy was just too bad at it our too stinky or too small....?
too drunk*
